Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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