No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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