How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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