Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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