At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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