What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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