just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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