His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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