that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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