i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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