so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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