Where did you get a picture of my penis
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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