never play flip cup with pint glasses
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
