yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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