I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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