forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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