4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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