Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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