So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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