this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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