I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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