R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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