chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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