It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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