how hairy? two words: wookie tits
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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