Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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