Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
