Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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