Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Randomize
