I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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