I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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