How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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