i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
