I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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