I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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