so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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