I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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