Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
then he tried to convert me to islam
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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