So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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