I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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