Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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