check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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