How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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