just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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