It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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