Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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