every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Your penis caused this!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
