I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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