Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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