Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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