the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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