just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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