just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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