My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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