Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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