Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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