dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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