spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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