his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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