I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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