he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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